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You feel that? Springs is in the air.

Don’t be afraid to skip work, randomly scare an old person or maybe even perfect the “flying squirrel” on your bicycle today. 

live good wild one!

-love gnarcore  

Our friend Cherie Carswell (who happens to be a designer over at Westbeach) emailed us last week saying that she was going to this “crazy tranny show” that we had to check out. And since we’re not the type to back down from anything weird and unusual we said SHIT YES! We had our interns do a little research and found out that it was non other the world renown transvestite Amada Lepore wich according to Soap box prophet (wich we religiously acknowledge) is “the tranny to top all trannies” (ok?) and she would be playing at some bar called the Biltmore. Playing…we don’t know what but it sounded freaky and crazy and dammit we wanted in. Instantly we dropped the mounds of paper work, html-codeing and all sorts of other technical internet workings that we do here at gnarcore.com and called gnarcoraspondent and cultural documenter DAVID ROULEAU who happen to already be in Vancouver. View the Gallery to see how his night went.

words by Ronnie. T. WinstonPhotos by David RouleauBeaulieu that slick ma-fucker. 1st again! flanked by Double Dubs (2nd) and Young buck Jon Versteeg (3rd).Ok here’s how it is. Its been almost a week since the Sunpeaks You look Good slopestyle comp. and the only word we’ve recived from GnarCorrespondant David Rouleau is a folder of random ass photos in our in-box labled “sunpeaks the little town that i though wouldn’t”…thats it. You see Rouleau went down to sunpeaks with the Whistler Valley crew and didn’t return..or at least no one has seen proof of his return. He was suposse to hook up with Fortin, Heartman, Beaulieu, and VDP and report back on the contest but no word yet. The day after the contest a photo of him surfaced on facebook with our boy sporting a golf ball sized shinner and THATS IT!! Rumors has it he’s either shacked up in a North Vancouver Hospital or has again “quite snowboarding” and joined the marine corp. Like any friend and loyal associate i’m going to do my best to decipher the photographs.Apparently he was seen starting off his evening with these wild women. Pro womens champs. Taylor Godber (2nd) and Breanna Stangland (1st). I mean wouldn’t you? Look at these chicks…they fucking rule...and then. Enter this man: Barry H. Hartman Provocateur of mischief…oh shit yess!Barry Hartman 20 gum sequence… i kid you not. oh double snap!!…shit son!….lordy mearcy!!!! look at this asshole, no wonder he went m.i.a…..yeeeah i have no idea what that means.would you look at this fucking after party! look at the fucking door men!?!? what-in-the-jezus-h-fuck……ahhhh i’ve got nothing. Adam Chuntz knows that when you start an after party out with two fictional looking characters guarding the door the whole night is set for make-believe status. I mean what-a-we got there layhee and Vin diesel (….hey thats not bad.)The following photos i haven’t explanation nor captions for……Rouleau, nice job looking out for VDP. look at this Vin Diesel/Marlon brando/Billy Zane looking mother fucker. aww just look at him, he’s dwarfing VDP’s head. come on dude your rub on tan’s gunna wear off. fucking prick.Look at Rouleau…all trying to grope that little girl and her alcohol..look at her she’s trying to brush him away. ahhhahaha. i thought he quit drinking? …pfffft savage.This is Alaura Ewen. she shreds. and her party skills are solid gold…solid gold i tell you!!! Daaaaaamn.again..what-in-the-fuck? The girls and……is that?…yeah it is..thats Raphael from the fucking ninja turtles!!!!!….man some one call gerhard* this party is off the hook.*Gerhard Gross is a die hard TMNT fanHoley shit! here’s a clue……..um. dude….your eye….its..uh..nevermind. Rouleau WTF happened? tried, crusted and sealed ! …..The day after i presume Possibly the last person to see Rouleau and perhaps the straw which broke the camels back. Mini destroyer and Candy hound Whistler Valleys Brin Alexander. Look at his little beady eyes…LOOK AT EM!!! pur evil i tell you.Have you seen him? Word is he fled at a rest stop along Highway 97. WVSC’s Dan Stubbs and Brin Alexander…confused as to where or why. If you have any news as to David’s where abouts dial 1-800-your-an-idiot. and punch your self in the ace-hole.Piece!-Ronnie

Words: Gerhard Gross Images: David Rouleau

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Wikipedia says that Logan’s Run is the tale of a young man living in a dystopian society.  Apparently dystopian means “a society characterized by human misery, squalor, oppression, disease and overcrowding”.  As far as I could tell Logan’s got it made.  For starters he’s a Sandman, which means it’s his job to blast these dudes called Runners who try to escape when it’s their time to face Carousel. Carousel is a bit of a downer since on your thirtieth birthday everyone has to enter this giant ring with all the other thirty year olds and likely perish.  They say it’s all downhill from thirty anyway though, so a society of full of young, horny, good-looking people can’t be that bad.

Logan’s run? check out Logan’s  gun! shit looks bad ass

Speaking of horny, the whole society is based on pleasure.  All you have to do is order up a girl who’s put herself on the circuit and Blammo, she’s teleported straight to your room.  Of course Logan gets this girl, Jessica—who is sexy as hell, with legs that just won’t quit—and she starts him thinking about the validity of Carousel and whether or not you actually have to die at 30.  In conjunction with the sexy girl, his own curiosity, and an order from the omnipotent computer who runs things Logan sets out to discover if a place called Sanctuary actually exists.  What follows is a futuristic romp that questions the values of many of the societal norms we still hold dear today. 

The Carousel. Not a fun looking party 

It’s always amazing to find a movie made 22 years ago that still rings true today.  Aside from being the first film to use innovative laser holography it’s easy to see why it received 2 Academy Award Nominations and won an Oscar in 1977.  Watch the movie, if not for some thought provoking content, then at least for Jessica’s legs.  Damn!  

- Gerhard Gross, GCC Inc. 

L to R  You better believe we got that shit on VHS.  Logan’…what a savage.  Jessica, i so would. 

Vestel Watches, now here’s a company that just may have a clue how to make an industry party go off. All you really have to do is Book a rad band.  Sure i’ve been known to dance my ass off to a good Dj here and there but nothing hits home like some good old fasioin rockn ‘n’ roll. I’m serious. East Vancouver’s Pride Tiger is a band would be right at home on my dads record shelf along side Thin Lizzy and Deep Purple but yet would be leaning up against my Priestess and Black Mountain Cd’s.  Known to skate here and there when there wasted, Pride Tiger’s like the stoner rock for our generation and they’re fucking kicking some serious ass. 

check see. 

We all know fighting’s kinda gay, i mean not gay like this, but you know, just gay as in lame. But hey it happens right? sometimes you gotta defend some honor or save an old lady from a rouge gang of Russian street thugs. People…you gota be prepared. So in hopes of helping you out gnarcore.com recently got in contact with Famed mixed Martial arts expert and all around crazy guy Sebastiaan “Bas” Rutten to see if he could deliver some helpfully advice to our viewers in case of emergency. Here’s what he had to say……

Thank you Bas!!! we will keep this in mind!

 gnarcore.com am Barry Hartman did not heed Bas’s advice

But you know sometimes violence is not he best angle. My dad once said he never got in a fight he couldn’t talk his way out of, this is honorable and lets face it folks violence just breeds more violence.  Our friend Dr. Steve Brule hit us up with some helpful advice on killing a man….with kindness. Dr, if you will…….

Wow! now there is some insight.

gnarcore.com’s new ski team Team manager, Kris Sorenson. Felling the effects of “regulating” the night early.

Sorenson also does this. 

 Take chances out there people.  I mean take care.