Craig Beaulieu wins 1st in sunpeaks and the after party swollows Rouleau whole! TRUE STORY!!!!!

words by Ronnie. T. WinstonPhotos by David RouleauBeaulieu that slick ma-fucker. 1st again! flanked by Double Dubs (2nd) and Young buck Jon Versteeg (3rd).Ok here’s how it is. Its been almost a week since the Sunpeaks You look Good slopestyle comp. and the only word we’ve recived from GnarCorrespondant David Rouleau is a folder of random ass photos in our in-box labled “sunpeaks the little town that i though wouldn’t”…thats it. You see Rouleau went down to sunpeaks with the Whistler Valley crew and didn’t return..or at least no one has seen proof of his return. He was suposse to hook up with Fortin, Heartman, Beaulieu, and VDP and report back on the contest but no word yet. The day after the contest a photo of him surfaced on facebook with our boy sporting a golf ball sized shinner and THATS IT!! Rumors has it he’s either shacked up in a North Vancouver Hospital or has again “quite snowboarding” and joined the marine corp. Like any friend and loyal associate i’m going to do my best to decipher the photographs.Apparently he was seen starting off his evening with these wild women. Pro womens champs. Taylor Godber (2nd) and Breanna Stangland (1st). I mean wouldn’t you? Look at these chicks…they fucking rule...and then. Enter this man: Barry H. Hartman Provocateur of mischief…oh shit yess!Barry Hartman 20 gum sequence… i kid you not. oh double snap!!…shit son!….lordy mearcy!!!! look at this asshole, no wonder he went m.i.a…..yeeeah i have no idea what that means.would you look at this fucking after party! look at the fucking door men!?!? what-in-the-jezus-h-fuck……ahhhh i’ve got nothing. Adam Chuntz knows that when you start an after party out with two fictional looking characters guarding the door the whole night is set for make-believe status. I mean what-a-we got there layhee and Vin diesel (….hey thats not bad.)The following photos i haven’t explanation nor captions for……Rouleau, nice job looking out for VDP. look at this Vin Diesel/Marlon brando/Billy Zane looking mother fucker. aww just look at him, he’s dwarfing VDP’s head. come on dude your rub on tan’s gunna wear off. fucking prick.Look at Rouleau…all trying to grope that little girl and her alcohol..look at her she’s trying to brush him away. ahhhahaha. i thought he quit drinking? …pfffft savage.This is Alaura Ewen. she shreds. and her party skills are solid gold…solid gold i tell you!!! Daaaaaamn.again..what-in-the-fuck? The girls and……is that?…yeah it is..thats Raphael from the fucking ninja turtles!!!!!….man some one call gerhard* this party is off the hook.*Gerhard Gross is a die hard TMNT fanHoley shit! here’s a clue……..um. dude….your eye….its..uh..nevermind. Rouleau WTF happened? tried, crusted and sealed ! …..The day after i presume Possibly the last person to see Rouleau and perhaps the straw which broke the camels back. Mini destroyer and Candy hound Whistler Valleys Brin Alexander. Look at his little beady eyes…LOOK AT EM!!! pur evil i tell you.Have you seen him? Word is he fled at a rest stop along Highway 97. WVSC’s Dan Stubbs and Brin Alexander…confused as to where or why. If you have any news as to David’s where abouts dial 1-800-your-an-idiot. and punch your self in the ace-hole.Piece!-Ronnie